44 Bluey Inspired Memes Telling The Real Parenthood Tale

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    MARRIAGE IS WHERE YOU GASP WHILE YOUR HUSBAND IS DRIVING AND HE GETS SUPER ANNOYED OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU DIE. MA 90
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    Me: I've been tired for 5 years. My kid: That's how old I am Me: Oh, weird. 00--00
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    ME TO MY KIDS: "WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO SLEEP? IT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY THING I WANT TO DO." Y Y pee
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    I THOUGHT RAISING A CHILD WAS THE HARDEST THING I'VE EVER HAD TO DO IN MY LIFE. UNTIL I HAD TWO OF THEM. to
  • 05
    Having kids has taught me that their ears are there for decorative purposes only.
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    O BEFORE I HAD KIDS I THOUGHT I'D BE THE CHILLEST PARENT, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THEY BREAK ALL YOUR THINGS AND TAKE THREE YEARS TO GET IN THE CAR. 0 H
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    YOU'RE A PARENT WHEN... IT TAKES LONGER TO GET EVERYONE IN THE CAR THAN TO RUN THE ACTUAL ERRAND. O
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    HOW TO STAY ON TOP OF LAUNDRY WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS: 1.) YOU CAN'T 2.) FIND A NEW DREAM This never ends!
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    BEDTIME: BRUSH TEETH PJ'S READ TURN OFF LIGHT PUT THEM BACK IN BED PUT THEM BACK IN BED PUT THEM BACK IN BED THREATEN EVERYTHING THEY LOVE PUT THEM BACK IN BED
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    All these moms are on social media making their own soap and reindeer-shaped treats, and I'm all like "I took a shower and kept the kids alive."
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    I used to be cool. I used to do fun things. Now I just argue with a smaller version of myself about everything. WW
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    When I ask my kid to smile for a picture
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    A large part of being a parent is staring at your kids like this until they start acting better.
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    HAVING KIDS MAKES YOU REALIZE HOW DUMB YOUR LIES USED TO SOUND TO YOUR PARENTS. 8
  • 15
    ME: BREAKING DOWN MY KIDS: "CAN I HAVE A SNACK?" 14 AA 99
  • 16
    I HAVE 2 MAMA MODES: 1. I LOVE THESE KIDS SO MUCH IT HURTS. 2. GET THESE KIDS AWAY FROM ME BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT...
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    PARENTING HACK: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed.
  • 18
    IT'S AWESOME WHEN YOUR KID INHERITS YOUR WORST TRAITS. YOU GET TO ARGUE WITH A MINI AND HIGHLY IRRATIONAL VERSION OF YOURSELF. AN A
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    Some parents sing the "Clean Up Song", but I just yell, "I'm getting garbage bags you better hope you can pick up your toys faster than I can!"
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    I LOVE HOW MY KIDS CAN'T FIND THEIR SHOES BUT THEY CAN FIND A TINY BIT OF ONION IN THEIR DINNER.
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    PARENTHOOD: TRYING TO FIT YOUR ADULT LIFE INTO A 2 HOUR BLOCK EVERY NIGHT AFTER YOUR KIDS GO TO BED. ODA
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    PARENTING IS YELLING "YOU JUST HAD A SNACK!" OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU GIVE IN AND THROW THEM ANOTHER SNACK.
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    I never know what to say when people ask me what hobbies are. my I mean, I'm a mother. I enjoy trips to the bathroom alone and silence. ОПА
  • 24
    RAISING KIDS IS THE ONLY JOB WHERE YOU WORK 24 HOURS A DAY AND IT ACTUALLY COSTS YOU MONEY. la
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    My kids before dinner: "I'm starving, I need a snack!" My kid during dinner: "I'm full, I can't eat." My kid after dinner: "I'm starving, I need a snack." Repeat forever. 4:
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    NO ONE HAS MORE ON THEIR TO-DO LIST THAN A KID WHO'S JUST BEEN TOLD "IT'S TIME FOR BED". Y Y
  • 27
    DOI CO-SLEEP? NO. MY KID CO-SLEEPS. ICO-LAY-AWAKE AND GET KICKED IN THE SPLEEN.
  • 28
    My kid is turning out to be exactly like me. Well played karma. Well played. & BOG
  • 29
    IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO TAKE CARE OF A CHILD. IT'S DIFFICULT TO DO ANYTHING ELSE WHILE TAKING CARE OF A CHILD. In 64
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    Fatherhood: When you kind of vaguely mention something you all maybe might do some hypothetical day, and your kids take it as a blood oath.
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    Being a parent means hearing someone creeping around at 2am and hoping it's just a ghost and not your kid getting up again.
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    My kid: no, I don't remember where I took my shoes off 5 minutes ago My same kid: you told me 5 Tuesdays ago at 3:24pm that we might get ice cream after school + w V
  • 33
    MOMS WHO ADORE THEIR CHILDREN WHILE ALSO ADMITTING HOW HARD IT IS, ARE MY PEOPLE.
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    How my kids sleep knowing they were terrors all day A
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    A MOTHER'S MOST DREADED SOUNDS: 5.) THE THUD 4.) BOX OF TOYS BEING DUMPED ON THE FLOOR 3.) THE MYSTERIOUS CRY WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SHOWER 2.) SILENCE 1.) "HONEY, WE ARE OUT OF COFFEE" C 800
  • 36
    YOU NEVER REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW WEIRD YOU ARE UNTIL YOU HAVE A KID WHO ACTS JUST LIKE YOU PIQ
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    Kids sure do make a lot of plans for people who can't drive themselves anywhere. 680
  • 38
    PARENTING IS A CONSTANT BATTLE BETWEEN GOING TO BED TO CATCH UP ON SOME SLEEP, OR STAYING AWAKE TO FINALLY GET SOME ALONE TIME. 3
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    THE QUICKEST WAY FOR A MOTHER TO GET HER CHILDREN'S ATTENTION IS TO SIT DOWN AND LOOK COMFORTABLE. 00 AA
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    If I ever go missing, please follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide. 7
  • 41
    YOU NEVER KNOW HOW INAPPROPRIATE SONG LYRICS ARE, UNTIL YOU HEAR YOUR CHILD SINGING THEM. O 80 A
  • 42
    MY KIDS USED TO HAVE A BEDTIME... NOW THEY JUST TUCK ME IN AND CONTINUE TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. P (@p
  • 43
    NEVER HAVE I FELT SO SEEN AS A PARENT AS THE FIRST TIME I SAW THE BACK SEAT OF THE CAR IN "BLUEY".
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    SILENCE IS GOLDEN. UNLESS YOU HAVE KIDS. Then silence is just suspicious.

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